Captured by the Alien Savage Galactic Mating Season #1 Read ✓ Marina Maddix

Ioned and we end up not knowing what happens to her or if they find her or not the fun part of this book is that the fuel that they need to eturn home end up being diet coke D so i guess i will not Nomadische Lebenswelten Und Zarische Politik: Der Aufstand In Zentralasien 1916 read another book from this series but well never say never i m only certain it will not be early Umm that was different Totally not what I was expecting I can t decide if I want to give this book 2 or 3 stars I suppose a 25 would best describe how much I enjoyed the story but I llound up to a 3 to be nice It wasn t the best book it wasn t the worst book Diviak was a STRAIGHT UP ALIEN So as far as the hotness factorthe author lost me when she described him as having NO EYEBROWS I was like NO EYEBROWS Really LOL Then his private was basically a The Crimson Thread: A Retelling of Rumpelstiltskin rabbit BOB it twirled Now that was a bit much It was an interesting enoughead I guess but I doubt I ll ever The Dog Cancer Survival Guide: Full Spectrum Treatments to Optimize Your Dog's Life Quality and Longevity read theest of the series Well at least it was short Honestly is this what self pub has come to Giggling high schoolers get together over some J germeister or flavoured vodka and churn out a whole fucking series of bad alien abduction stories Or maybe it was written as one of those tag team deals where internet strangers get to write a chunk then pass it on Whatever it No Beast So Fierce: The Terrifying True Story of the Champawat Tiger, the Deadliest Animal in History reads like a parody The pink aliens are at least uniue ifidiculous but hiding genitalia behind a carapace is anything but sexy The grossness of that concept was apparently counteracted by the fact his penis operated like a goddamned abbit the vibrator not the Animal It Even Buzzed Fer It even buzzed fer out loud Hysterical but how the hell did that even work You spin your penis at any pm and most guys would uickly be in the ER with a painful penis and life threatening torsion If anything is connected oh let s say like urethra seminal vesicles and fucking blood vessels that keep a body part viable you can t go twisting it around and around like Linda Blair s head in The Exorcist A spinning penis Good grief Why would these dudes be sent on such a mission if they were on the verge of a biological imperative not seen since Spock tried to hijack the Enterprise so he could get it on with his bitchy fianc e Nope calling it something besides Pon Far did not hide the fact someone grew up in a family of Trekkies girls That said at least they could spell If you dig these I had wild monkey sex with an alien stories and many do despite the embarrassing slash fiction uality of most of them at least this has laughs and a general knowledge of the English language going for it The ability to use spellcheck and discern homonyns alone puts it above the embarrassing Brides of the Kindred series I m evising my original intent to give one star based on humor and spelling alone Won t go higher than that because I m now fighting the urge to head to Hot Topic for bad jewelry Are malls even a thing now. He surface I can’t afford any distractions least of all a beautiful curvy human female who my body tells me is my fated mate my amavar But that’s impossible My mate can’t be human can

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Ors were just having too much fun writing this and not focusing on us the L. Munatius Plancus readers Not sure maybe they always write like this This book is soidiculous you have no idea I mean the main character is pink with purple hair sort of like an overgrown buff and vibrating troll doll only prettier But the thing is the book is so Münchhausen's Pigtail, or Psychotherapy Reality ridiculous and the premise is so stupid that the book is funny so that makes it entertaining and in the end it s actually kind of enjoyableeally I kid you not it s not so bad once you take it with a healthy dose of humor the sex is certainly interesting this lady sure has some imagination I don t know how this ended up in my kindle maybe because of Ice Planet Barbarian I mean I was almost used to Blue aliens but PinkPurple alien Anyways I started with it and it was so stupid it was hilarious For example I can t believe I m going to ask this but what s your name She pauses for a moment then bursts out laughing The sound is like the stars singing Oh my God I can t believe I let you blingablangga me and I don t even know your blogging nameIt was difficult imagine someone entirely pinkpurple to be sexyI mean I was imagining him like this But moving on I don t think this euires much elaborated eview because most of the story is covered in Blurb It was fun while it lasted but I m not sure whether I ll The Pink Pearl read next onebut maybe I ll Not sure but definitely entertaining This is the first book that iead from this author and i have to say i didn t enjoy it very much For once the Plot Of The Book of the book not make much sense to me i get it there are a specie of aliens that are searching for their lost princess and end up in earth This particular species does have one thing called the Mot Ruom some kind of mating season that all the males have unless they are mated to their amavar their mate So this aliens are stuck in the earth with the mating season Migrant Resistance in Contemporary Europe ready to begin and no way ofeaching their home since the fuel in their space ship is low Their captain goes to the surface in Halloween and that was good thinking from the author because their skin is deep pink and all the humans do not get surprised to see a pink man because is Halloween and meets Jasmine a human who ends up to be is predestined amavar So far so good but here is where ends up the good part of this book the plot from this point on is only about these two characters and their love story and it is pratically about their sex encounters do not get #me wrong i like ead sex scenes when they are a part of the story but i do not like #wrong i like ead sex scenes when they are a part of the story but i do not like they are all that is in the story In the end we have a little scene where jasmine efuses to go to the planet where diviak is from and they have a little fight but that is all there is i think there could have been developments in the book The uest to find the lost princess is no ment. Planet called ‘Earth’ without enough fuel to get us home And worst of all every last one of us is about to go into heat That’s bad Very bad Our only hope of survival lies somewhere on Captured by the Alien Savage Galactic Mating Season #1You are my amavar my mate my heartsong My heart leaps into my mouth at his words I adore these kind of stories Aliens plus mating thing euals simple perfection especially when the these kind of stories Aliens plus mating thing euals simple perfection especially when the goes all savage possessive caveman styleThis story was very enjoyable with sweet and funny dialogues the explicit scenes were the highlight in this book and they were way too hot Diviak and Jasmine were very suited as a couple with Jasmine been one of the most controvert heroines I ve ever Galaxies in the Universe: An Introduction read Generally the plot evolved with fast pace and been a short novel didn t make any difference from long one because had all the perfect ingredients I can t wait toead the second book i m hooked up by the series I am a vast of emptiness of space with no sun to warm my face if you are not at my side LOL that was so silly I had to Dying to Be Ill: True Stories of Medical Deception read it uickead and an entertaining lunch break spending time with the characters I didn t think that I would like this book but I did It was hilarious Pink aliens come on where they do that at Diviak is the Captain of his spaceship and his looking for the princess from his planet that has been kidnapped His ship is about to crash because it get hit by an asteroid They land on Earth or Jord in search of fuel He beams into a mall and his cock leads him to his mate Jasmine LOL That s when I started laughing because no one thinks its strange that a pink man is walking around because its Halloween LOL It just gets funnier from there I loved it 25Captured by the Alien Savage by Marina Maddix Flora Dare was a freebie on I ve had it for a couple months but I picked it up and Octavio's Journey read now it because Iecently noticed that all the alien ROMANCES SEEM TO FEATURE BLUE ALIENS seem to feature blue aliens a lark I did a uick google search and came up with than 50 of them I even wrote a half joking blog post about it I ended that post with the uestion where s my chartreuse alien or mauve or Philosophy in Social Work red Well given that two days later I happened across a I kid you not pink alienomance in my TBR I had to Americana: The Kinks, the Riff, the Road: The Story read itI thinkno I m fairly sure that this MUST be parody And as parody it s pretty good It s hilarious even I mean he s a hot pink occasionally flushing to purple alien stud who features a penis with aetractable carapace that when unleashed swells in the middle vibrates AND GYRATES He can even use it as a homing device to find his mate literally being led by his cock They fuel their ship on diet coke and have to eturn home uickly or they ll all go into a mating frenzy and kill each other It s like all the normal alien erotica tropes on steroids As parody I call it a success If someone wrote this to be seriousum sorry I m feeling generous so 3 starsThe premise is good but its written like a story a high schooler would write Lots of alien words for genitals etc And hey Diet Coke has to be good for something ight I think the auth. 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