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S brain sex with another woman So Anita has sex with a sixteen year old It doesn t matter any In the nd Anita never takes responsibility for ANY of it She never really sits down and says Regardless of This Forsaken Earth everything I want to be with THIS person and THAT person I want to do THESE crazy sex acts because that would get me hawt Then I want to try it with five men at onceNo It s always the situation She s always made to do it This makes me lose so much respect for both the character and LKH You want fantasy smut in your story Fine Put it in there But don t make it so that the character never CHOOSES the fantasy smut Don t make it so thatach and The Summer Palace: A Captive Prince Short Story (Captive Prince Short Stories Book 2) every time the character is forced by circumstances to do these crazy smutty things WTHAnd lastly don t push feminist bullshit down our throats whenvery other woman in this series is The Garden of Happy Endings either a bitch psycho cow or pathetically weak If Anita was a real woman than she d stand up to a little damn competition Instead she fights withvery other woman around like it s some kind of damn pissing competition I kept thinking that maybe LKH was behind that stall doing something that didn t seem apparent to me From what I could see so far she was struggling to get something out I kept wanting to yell at her for it but then I thought maybe there s something Campfire epic happening Maybe I m wrong Maybe it s just because I can t seenough from my stall in the bathroom of lifeNo my friends In this instance she s not wrestling a man into a toilet bowl for information She s not leading us through some My Little Blue Dress epic well thought out drama that s going to unfold brilliantly if we just hang on and keep reading She s just shitting with us Well and truly andnjoying the money we pay her for the pleasure of reading this crap I finally got around to reading Guilty Pleasures the first Anita Blake book and can at least see why they re not in the Romance section it s gory and the author doesn t seem to like vampires at allI know Hamilton s very well Hurrah For The Blackshirts!: Fascists and Fascism in Britain Between the Wars established and has a huge fan base and I know there are lots of other people who don t like her books so I feel pretty confident I m not going to get lynched by saying I m glad I only spent 2 on this bookI really didn t like it This is partly because I was so often confused partly because I was very bored and partly because there s simply no one to like in this book I didn t like Anita I was very distracted by the way she dresses and the things she thinks about I didn t like any of the humans or other charact This book I loved it the first few times I read it And then Not so much I blame reading Fever right before Also There was something I could not uite put my finger on At first What was it The writing style Everything was fragmented sentences And strangely formal speech Instead of I m we get I am Instead of I d we get I would Every Time Even when it does not fit It is like LKH has not yet met an apostrophe I am one of those people you know the onesOnce I see something hear something NOTICE something like that I cannot un notice it I ll stop with the annoying fragments and the non apostrophes now as I can tven bring myself to write them for an Adam Smith: An Enlightened Life extended period of time let alone force anyone to read themunlike someonelse I could mentionOkay in all seriousness don t do what I did Don t read this book after reading Fever because you ll be trying to absorb descriptions of Jean Claude and then the Jericho Barrons that s taken up residence in your head will look out through your Crazy Love eyes and laugh before giving you a heart stopping look of possession that makes you want to spike this book on the ground and flounce back over to Barrons Books and Baubles for a uickie To be blunt Jean Claude seems like a total wuss compared to JZB I know I know who doesn t The dude wears lace trimmed shirts and tight leather pants tucked into hooker boots which would be fine maybe if I hadn t just read about a man that hasn t fully pulled himself out of the primordial ooze and could murder JC and hisntire city While smiling And then we have Anita What a biased narrow minded holier than thou misogynist Her fashion decisions will make you silently long for Mac s lengthy descriptions of her pastel colored outfits and the affinity she feels for others of her own sex I really didn t like Anita this time around But if I remember correctly she does get better as the series progresses That is until it all starts to unravel around book ten or so I still liked all the blood and guts and the fact that vampires were vampires not the glittery kind the monstrous kind I still Annual Editions: Technologies, Social Media, and Society enjoyed the plot and Anita s necromancing I reallynjoyed the flawless world building Still I think I m going to wait to read the next until after I successfully manage to burn the memory of Barrons from my mind FML view spoilerGROUP READVictims Volunteers1 ME2 Alisa3 Anna4 Ellis5 Joanna6 JennyJen7 Beth8 Brandi9 Ally10 Faye11 Georgette12 Angela13 Seaskew14 Cinward15 Haven16 Sharon17 Barbara18 Kitty19 Khanh20 Sherill21 Penny hide spoiler It was ok I guess "Before Kate Daniels it was Anita Blake However it is one "Kate Daniels it was Anita Blake However it is one those rare instances where the copy cat is much better than the original Anita is a raiser of the undead and killer of vampires She is coerced to help a powerful vampire ueen and to investigate the murder of several powerful vampires The main problem with the book was its heroine She was so unlikable so proud of herself that she does no drink doesn t have sex and is such a good Christian Oh she is so judgemental Taking in consideration that the series will turn into a porn fest after book 6 7 I Call 7 I call a hypocrite Also the humour and the fight scenes did not work for me Kate Daniels on the other hand is a fun likeable kick ass character Even the character Ilona Andrews copied from Guilty Pleasures Rafael is so much better I might try the next one in the series but I am in no rush to do so This was one of the first UF PR books so it might wort a try if you are interested how it all began. Confront her greatest fear her undeniable attraction to master vampire Jean Claude one of the creatures she is sworn to destro. Guilty Pleasures

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The book belongs to urban fantasy genre it was written long before the term was created So humans did something really stupid in my opinion formed after I finished reading and legalized vampires despite the fact that these creatures need to kill people to xist as verybody knows To justify this I can only say that this is not the first time the humanity acted like complete retards we can all give countless real life modern Black Heart, Red Ruby examples Anita Blake was a reanimator meaning she could raise zombies This skill often comes handy as dead people can tell interesting tales She also did not belong to vampire fan club Bella Swan she was not One day the master vampire of her city offered her a job she could not refuse it was all about the right motivation obviously It seemed somebody was killing innocent huh vampires and Anita was to investigate or lose her life as well as get her friend killed As the title implies Anita had somexperience of dealing with annoying bloodsuckers so when they finally got on her nerves she realized it was time to uit acting stupid and start kicking some undead butts Some long awaited action finally came I was very surprised by some things about the book Unlike what reviewers said it did not suck outright In fact it was decent nough I also found Kate Daniels granny Anita For those unfamiliar with the latter lady let me just say that Kate was heavily influenced by her and the influence is uite clear Anita ven possesses trademarked Kate s sarcastic humor To be fair I have to say Kate Daniels writing is better Thus on the negative side the writing is not great but passable and there are plot holes and just illogical and just stupid things aplenty Anita s I drops to single digit range sometimes On the positive side any relative of the current ueen of urban fantasy deserves respect I was never bored reading the book It night shock somebody but I will give this novel the same rating as I gave to Kate Daniels 1 3 stars I have to say that there are 3 stars and there are 3 stars This rating can mean Nice but I am not reading the next book and also I am mildly curious what comes next This time I use the second meaning and will continue with the series Reread Back in the day when Anita wasn t a power hungry nympho This book reminds how great the Anita Blake series once was Here Anita Blake has a job as an animator raising the dead for information for the police force and isn t spending any of her time lazing in bed with her posse of wimpy beauteous men she New Plant Parent: Learn the Ways of Plant Parenthood even has girlfriends and we are introduced to an intriguing character named Edward I had forgotten all about him This is the book where she meets Jean Claude whose charms she isasily able to resist Vampires are being murdered and master vampire Nikolaos sp demands her Dreaming Me: An African-American Woman's Buddhist Journey expertise to track down the killer Here Anita is still known as the Executioner and lives by her words I don t date vampires I kill them In order to get information into the secret underground vampire scene she pals around with vampire junkie Phillip Phillip is the first inkling into Hamilton s obsession with weak willed beautiful man boys who show up and take up residence in later books Phillip s character is than physical perfection though he is sympathetic in a way and a useful tool to progress the plot of this book The Anita in this book is strong willed independent judgmental and abrasive but has a wicked barbed tongue which I find missing in later books The black humor lightens up the darkness and makes Anita approachable while in later books there is little if anything left to like about the character who is obsessed with power sex and is often just plain mean I may reread the first few books but will stop when the ardour makes its appearance Thengaging start of a wonderful series that morphs into God's Pocket erotica partway through If you like VI Warshawski Kinsey Milhoneand other female gumshoes and you like some fantasy you will definitely like this series in the beginning Normal world normal womanxcept that vampires and other supernatural critters are real some have civil rights and coexist with humans or less peacefully and the protagonist is a 5 2 gun toting butt This is a massive pan Just a heads upI ve finally given up on this series though I m ЯED embarrassed to say it took me about ten books to get there This is another of those books where I loved the premise but thexecution made me gag Anita is insufferable self centered and judgmental and her self justification for her transformation from noli me tangere virgin to super slut is laughable God apparently told her directly that it was okay WhateverThe appeal for me was always Richard the werewolf and Jean Claude the vampire whose relationship was obviously the true love story about to happen but in later books they don t ven appear Contract problems Scheduling conflicts with other projects Why on arth would the author replace the most compelling characters with a series of beta males who Anita can control like she controls very aspect OF THIS WORLDWELL OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE THIS IS HAMILTON S this worldWell obviously because this is Hamilton s t it Right down to the creation of a character that is the male version of Anita so she can make love to herself Yuck Anita Blake is a vampire hunterslayer among other dealings with the undeadoccult and she s only in her arly twenties Story is told in a first person PI style which means there s some wry humor as well as a focus totally from the main character s POV PROS 1 Fast read 2 Vampires are similar to the legends but have Moreno enough uniue differences where we are dealing with something new andnticing 3 Anita is a nice mix of male and female which means she should appeal to both genders 4 Well plotted hardly any gap holes of logic pacing is well done and 5 Big finale climax at the Monsieur Pain end Satisfying if you like things settled well violently Heh CONS 1 Herarly books are great I would warn that by book ten she starts to spend too much time in the lovemaking which slows A Spark of Light: the fearless new novel from the Number One bestselling author everything dow. Anita Blake is small dark and dangerous Her turf is the city of St Louis Her job re animating the dead and killing the undead. N Not an issue in this novel but will be later if you fall for the series as I did CHARACTERSDIALOGUE B to B plus ACTION SCENES B plus STORYPLOTTING B SETTINGTONE B plus to A minus WHEN READ 2006 revised review mid November 2012 OVERALL GRADE B plus That was something Right I guess it was okHow did vampires become common knowledge I understand they became legal 2 years prior to the action in the book but why How And who is Anita Blake I could not connect with her at all She felt shallow No not shallow I really can t find the word right now She felt not real but someone that simply went with the flow with no actual starting point or purpose I would like to say she felt like a character in a book but I love books so that would be insulting to themAnd how on Earth view spoilerdid two humans with no spectacular powers kill a 1000 years old vampire The vampire must have beenxtremely stupid because she went down so fast I usually like vampires very much but the ones in Guilty Pleasures are idiots in spite of having great power hide spoiler Okay so some of the girls asked that I do a review of the Anita Blake series because I mentioned some things that intrigued themIt s not a finished series and usually I would reserve judgment on a series until it comes to its conclusion just in case the author was going somewhere I wasn t What If expectingKind of like that scene out of Austin Powers where Austin s in the bathroom stall with a bad guy and a big Texan man is in the next stall and can only see Austin s feet He hears Austin Powers grunting as he fights the guy saying Who does Number 2 work forThe Texan guy thinking that Austin is taking a crap decides to pitch in and givencouragement to someone who is obviously struggling That s right Show that turd who s bossWell that s what reading Anita Blake is like You re sitting in the next stall with someone who nine or so books ago you thought was really nice and normal Suddenly they start to struggle and you want to be The Exhaustion Breakthrough encouraging or you want to tell them to give up take a laxative and come back later The thing is at first you re wary to because maybe somethinglse is going on Maybe a brilliant struggle for life and death is happening but you just can t see it Maybe at the The Exhaustion Breakthrough: Unmask the Hidden Reasons You're Tired and Beat Fatigue for Good end of the series you re going to come out see what s left over in the stall and proudly proclaim Jesus Christ what did youatThe first 10 books are filled with mystery and intrigue They ve got great characters and really interesting storylines They ve got action DAMN have they got action Obsidian Butterfly in my opinion the last good book is such a thriller in so many ways They re a little bit sexy and you find yourself wishing a little sexy would come your way because it s kind of really hawtBut then something happens after book 10 It happens so uickly that you re kind of in a headspin looking around going Am I still reading the right series Have they printed a different book under the same nameBecause suddenly they re no longer mysteries There s no longer any real dge of your seat suspense Suddenly you think you re going to go a little crazy if you read another freakin sex scene Suddenly the writing is so poor so transparent The characters another freakin sex scene Suddenly the writing is so poor so transparent The characters another freakin sex scene Suddenly the writing is so poor so transparent The characters so unlikable and so unrelatable that they might as well be from another galaxyYou re just walking along one day admiring the view when suddenly OH CRAP ANITA JUST HAD SEX WITH A WERELEOPARD IN ANIMAL FORMYou re minding you re own business njoying a cup of coffee when FUCK SHE JUST "HAD A THREE WAY WITH TWO MEN ANALSEXANALSEXANALSEXYou were about to "A THREE WAY WITH TWO MEN ANALSEXANALSEXANALSEXYou were about to ready for work when out of nowhere CROTCHBUCKETS SHE S JUST HAD A MASSIVE GROUP ORGY AND BEEN SPITTED BY TWO MEN FAAARKThen you wonder if you can still walk into a church after reading these books They become so appallingly bad that you wear them like a badge of pride Oh you think THAT book is shocking Has she Hark! The Herald Angels Scream ever had sex with an animal while a whole room full of people look on Oh You think THAT S shocking Did that characterver have seven consecutive boyfriends and nine casual fucks at the same time Really That character is THAT powerful Did they Colloquial Polish: The Complete Course for Beginners ever defeat anvil villain with the power of their crotch aloneSpeaking of which this is one of the major MAJOR flaws of Anita Blake Her Cooter The Crotch of Doom as some of the girls call it Almost very man she comes across she has to sleep with And then he loves her He s addicted to her He can t get nough of her It s ridiculous That girl had better have a TV screen in her forehead beer leaking from her nipples and a bellybutton that dispenses sandwiches Otherwise I just ain buyin itShe amasses power like it s spare change She goes from being a powerful animator of zombies to a necromancer who can control ALL dead things including vampires as well as being a lupa ueen of the Werewolves Namira Ra ueen of the wereleopards having six strains of were in her but none of the downsides like actually changing She becomes a succubus She is a human servant part of a powerful Triumvate Then she makes her OWN triumvate with her own Vampire to call and an animal to call It s just RIDICULOUS You re wondering where it stopsThis stops her from having any character growth I thought Anita Blake s flaws were going to be dealt with at some point I thought her pride arrogance lack of impulse control insecurities Bidadari yang Mengembara etc were going to be addressed through circumstances and a learning curve No She just becomes so powerful that it doesn t matter anyAnd the books are just basically sex That s all that happens Everyone has sex All the time And then they all argue A lot Anita wears a skirt so three out of seven of her boyfriends take issue with that and then argue with Anita and amongst themselves Anita chips a nail so at least five of her boyfriends go mental and start blamingach otherI really don t know why this mess continues It s beyond ridiculous I think LKH just wants to see how much she can shock us now What can she do to play with our heads So Anita ha. Who take things too far But when the city’s most powerful vampire asks her to solve a series of vicious slayings Anita must. ,


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